Tails from the Litterbox

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

How to: Make a melon hat for yourself!




After the incredible response (or hardly any response) I got from posting the cat melon hat, I thought you all would enjoy the "faith melon hat"...

Step One: Cut watermelon in half... I got Dan to do this. Knives are sharp kids!






Step Two: Git out cher melon baller and empty out that melon!!!!








Step Three: Wrap you head in plastic wrap... But don't put it over your face. That's dangerous!!!





Step Four: Place melon hat firmly on your head... Ya know, they're pretty heavy!!! Mine has a plastic wrap visor. Pretty cool eh? It's cause I'm cool!

11 Comments:

  • At 7:30 AM, Blogger Dave & Kate said…

    Faith, you are incredible. I can't believe I know someone with such creativity and time on her hands! Not to mention the inclination to publish such wierdness.
    Kate

     
  • At 4:36 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I'll take that as a compliment... Thanks Kate!

     
  • At 1:58 AM, Blogger Mark Andrew said…

    Be careful. I hear someone in the U.S. got sick from doing that...they came down with...melonoma.

     
  • At 2:18 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    You have such talent Faith. Where do you find the time LOL/ Does

     
  • At 8:49 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    Faith your wit always amuses me...

     
  • At 12:49 PM, Blogger Amanda said…

    I love cher melon baller..

     
  • At 11:39 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HA! I did the same thing with a pumpkin, only i used the entire thing.....I was trying not to look too old to trick-or-treat. -Brian

     
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